You've heard it from your mom,
you've heard it from your dad
And every time you hear it,
Whether you're the Queen of England
When water starts to run,
you know what happens next
It's worse than a pop quiz
you've got to take a bath,
you've got to take a bath.
Whether you're the king of Scotland
you've got to take a bath, yeah.
I don't want to get in, don't make me, don't make me, it's cold,
I like those bubbles, whoo -hoo, splishin' and splashin',
You love your stinky smell,
Don't want to take your socks off?
Wear your shirt into the bath.
You're gonna keep your pants on
as you step into the tub.
You're gonna pull your hat down
while they scrub and rub a dub.
You're gonna have some fun
if they make you take a bath.