They broke your toys this morning,
Henry, rode your board right into dust
Surrounded you with strangers
And then they had the gall
And send you out to Maria who
And wanted to shoot your joy
It's a hard world when you're the new kid in town,
Well the North side is for diamond studded
women subtly selling their wares
And the West side is for de butantes
and would be millionaires
Oh the East side is for lost boys
who know their moves too well
The South side is for gamblers, Henry,
the train stops once for hell
It's a hard world when they're forcing
you to live your life out on Broadway
But Henry I'm sure you're
Whoa the constellation she
Let me take a look inside my magic book,
Whoa these doctor's appendages
I'm giving you for wings,
I'm sure it will meet the occasion
I'm gonna mix you some magic,
You'll be spittin' sparks and ready
They saw you coming a mile away
In the amusement park you'll
Hiding behind candy 'cades
In the stalls sit the soldier- boy
kissers on leave for just a day
And Henry couldn't take it,
He's gonna be a submariner rid
ing underground for the Pope
Gonna stand on the corner of Broadway,