Well, I'm out on the prowl,
lookin' for an ingenue
Someone young and pretty,
that I can be a leading man to
And it may be a cliche,
but it's also my fantasy
It's never been fulfilled,
but it still holds water for me
Come on, darling, be my ingenue
You best be a good looker,
stimulating to talk to
Come on, darling, fulfill my fantasy
I'm on a worldwide search
Won't you please be my discovery
She don't have to be an actress
But she needs that classic quality
A typist or an heiress
A stewardess is fine with me
All she has to realize
Is that I'm gonna be her leading man
And I'll take Audrey over Catherine
Cause Catherine can get
a little out of hand
I'm not looking for one true love
Just an occasional ingenue
I got them leading men in search of
this fantasy fulfillment blues
And I'll keep prowling and searching,
there ain't no way I'm gonna quit
There must be an ingenue out there
Ready and willing to submit
To my every whim
Come on, darling,
won't you be my ingenue?
You best be a good looker
and a pretty good cooker
and a hooker and stimulating to talk to
Come on, darling, fulfill my fantasy
Yeah, I'm on a worldwide search
Won't you please be my discovery?