I'm famous to my friends and family
They all know I could've been a contender
Could've been a knee bender
Facts and figures they're a fact of life
I only wanted to be in B movies
Be kind to strangers and to call it a life
I'm the world's greatest lover,
I'm the world's greatest lover,
I am the silent type, under the covers,
facts of biology, they're a fact of life.
I only wanted to be wanted
Have a house full of children
Yeah, sometimes you gotta let go
of where you thought you were going
Yeah, sometimes you go where
Look where you are and just call it a night
From the rockin' of the cradle
To the rollin' of the hearse
most of the time it's boredom
I had a message for the masses
I stood on a soapbox and said,
Artifacts and figurines, a fact of life
I only wanted to be half crazy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Do we, oh, do we, oh, oh, oh
Yeah, sometimes you got ta let go
That we are just calling it life
Yeah, sometimes you go and they leave
That we are just calling it life
Oh, we gotta call it something
So let's just call it a life