the river that goes nowhere
Oh, let me lay my sorry trip on you
Yeah, won't you meet me by the river,
I might just let you see my bad tattoo
When I was gonna bring you flowers,
It's the thought that counts,
and I think I'm a bit too broke
But there's some change in my ashtray,
For a half pint of something,
Well, no, I'd rather not go and
They're promising me back
Cause he's out of town tonight
I drive a one -eyed Malibu
He's got a tape deck that works
if you kick it hard enough
And baby, if you'd like to read,
I've got some great pornography
And a ten -pound flashlight
Well, no, I'd rather not go and
Don't wanna hear about your Mr. Right
Cause he's out of town tonight
Maybe come and spend some
And now do you have a girlfriend
And does she look as good as you?
Hey, would she like to meet my brother?
He'll be out of jail in a month or two
Oh no, I'd rather not go and
Don't wanna hear about your Mr. Right
Cos he's out in town tonight
Yeah, well, I come from they