Please give me your attention.
I'll introduce to you a man
that is a credit to our red, white, and blue.
His head is made of lumber
and solid as a rock.
He is a common worker
and his name is Mr. Block.
And Blocky thinks he may be
president someday
Oh, Mr. Block,
you were born by mistake
You take the cake, you make me eat
Tie a rock on your block
and then jump in the lake
Kindly do that for liberty's sake
Yes, Mr. Block was lucky,
he found a job by gee.
The shark got seven dollars
for job and fare and fee.
They shipped him to a desert,
they dumped him with his truck.
And when he tried to find his job,
he sure was out of luck.
He shouted, that's too raw,
I'll fix them with a law.
Oh, Mr. Block, you
were born by mistake.
You take the cake, you make me ache.
Tie a rock on your block
and then jump in the lake.
Kindly do that for liberty's sake.
Poor Blocky died one evening,
I'm very glad to state.
He climbed the golden ladder
up to the pearly gate.
He said, Oh Mr. Peter,
one word I'd like to tell.
I'd like to meet the Astor Biltz
and John D. Rockefell.
Old Pete said, is that so?
You'll meet them down be low.
Oh, Mr. Block, you
were born by mistake.
You take the cake, you make me ache.
Tie a rock on your block
and then jump in the lake.
Kindly do that for liberty's sake.