brethren, sinners of old,
I call upon our goddess of virtues
to give us a well -earned rendition of the old -school song,
There's a little ditty they're
been on the gin or the beer
If you've got the patience,
Will tell you just exactly
Oom -pah -pah, oom -pah -pah,
Oom -pah -pah, oom -pah -pah,
When they hear oom -pah -pah
But never when he thought
anybody could see secretly buy it and drink
it on the quiet and dream he was an
Earl with a girl on each knee
Oh Papa, oh Papa, that's how it goes
Oh Papa, oh Papa, everyone knows
what is the cause of his red shiny nose
Pretty little Sally goes walking
Displays her pretty ankles
And they can see her garters
but not the fraying gratters
And in she'll do and then she
Oh Papa, oh Papa, that's how it goes
it's the same oompa foompa.
She was from the country,
but now she's up the country.
she made her bed to lie in.
She's glad to bring her coin in
Oom -pah -pah, oom -pah -pah,
Oom -pah -pah, oom -pah -pah,
Oom -pah -pah, oom -pah -pah,
Oom -pah -pah, oom -pah -pah,