Particle Man, Particle Man
Doing the things a particle can
Particle Man, is he a dot or is he a speck?
When he's underwater, does he get wet?
Nobody knows, Particle Man
Triangle Man, Triangle Man
Triangle Man hates Particle Man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Universe man, universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller men
He's got a watch with a minute hand
Millennium hand and an eon hand
And when they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man, is he depressed?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle Man hates Buzzing Man
If they ever fight, Triangle wins
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