I'd like for you
to meet a friend of mine
He comes in handy when
it's trying times
When a heartache needs a harmony
He's spirited darn good company
We've been together 20 years or so
And there ain't much this old
machine don't know
He knows all about the love you see
And no one knows him any better than me
So what you're looking for just ask me
I got a phonographic memory
And if your baby's gone
and gone and you're
You got the quarter, I got the song
Twin fiddles and a steel guitar
That you appear,
I know just where they are
An d if your misery needs a melody
I got a phonograph an
d memory
You fill a jukebox full of dimes
But it ain't ever gonna read your mind
It won't tell you what you wanna hear
Until you spell it out loud and clear
So what you're looking for, just ask me
I got a phonographic memory
And if your baby's gone
and done me wrong
Drop the quarter, I got the song
Twin fiddles and a steel guitar
That you appear,
I know just where they are
An d if your misery needs a melody
I got a phonograph of memory
If your misery needs a melody
I got a phonograph of memory