He wore
a
malo and a coconut hat,
One's for this side, the other for that.
All the people shouted as he went by,
He was the conch -eyed mayor of
Kaunakakai.
He was just a lazy
Malahini haole boy,
But all the girls were crazy to
share his fishin' boy.
Oh, oh, he wore a lei and
he wore a smock
He drank a gallon of oak to
make life worthwhile
Then he made him laugh
till he made him cry
He was the cock -eyed mayor of
Kaunaklakai
The horse he rode was skinny,
a broken -down old female
So he placed a green panini
right under that horse's tail
Oh, oh, he made her buck
and he made her fly
All over the island of
Mo lokai
You could hear the
Connie's and
Wahine's cheer
As he gave them a lay of kikanias
Now you've heard my story
about the mayor of
Konakakai
All his fame and glory on the island of
Molokai
Oh, oh, he wore a motto
and a coconut hat
One was for this and the other for that
All the people shouted as he went by
He was the
Kakai mayor of
Konakakai
He made her buck and he made her fly
All over the island of
Molokai
You could hear the counties
and wahines cheer
As they gave him a lei of kikandeers
Now you've heard my story
about the mayor of
Kaunakakai
All his fame and glory
on the island of
Molokai
Oh, oh, he wore a marlowe
and a coconut hat
One was for this and the other for that
All the people shouted as he went by
There goes the cockeyed
mayor of
Conacaquay
There goes the cockeyed
mayor of
Conacaquay
He was the cockeyed mayor of
Conacaquay