Once upon a time, a long time ago,
a funny -looking man
with a question mark -shaped body,
a hooked nose, a drooping mustache,
and an evil goatee
did an interview
with a nice, clean,
wholesome, attractively mod,
rock -and -roll interviewer person.
Funny Frank Zappa mentioned in passing that one day,
in the future,
there was go ing to be a
movie
about the mothers of
inven tion.
Dun -dun -dun!
The hip and intelligent
rock -and -roll writer person laughed.
He said, the mothers of what?
All the fashionable feather -beating headband people
who read the hip and intelligent
rock -and -roll writer person's article
laughed. All the groovy people agreed
there will never be such a movie who needs it then
one day when nobody was looking this mysterious
Movie came out and along with
it came a soundtrack album
the likes of which
had never been imagined before
The soundtrack album
from Frank Zappa's 200 motels
double album featuring the mothers of
invention
the Royal Philharmonic Or
chestra of London
an amazing Classical chorus
a 16 -page book of scenes
from the movie itself in a giant full
-color theater poster
Bring Zappa's 200 Motels.
It's available now
from United Artists.
Now there's a company with guts.