A Guaranchero, a Caballero,
can always find someone to pat.
A señorita, a sweet pepita,
her other loves will soon forget.
If he's insistent, and she's not distant,
the señorita will confess.
Her garanchero, her caballer o
Need only ask and she'll say yes
Que lindas la mañana cuando sale el sol
Así son las alteñas desde alrededor
Elegres y bonitas todo el tiempo es tan
Las lindas alteñas desde Patetlan
Back on his rancho,
we now find Poncho
With his pepita by his side
She thinks he's handsome,
worth any ransom
To him she's still the blushing bride
Our gay ranchero, our caballero
Still tells the world of how they met
This gay ranchero,
this caballero,
says he has nothing to regret.
Soon there'll be a fiesta
with a blushing bride,
and a gay ranchero standing
by her side.
If they find the promise that
they have in store,
they'll be counting little chicos by the score.