To see how we'll be living then
There's one thing I am sure about,
We'll still be figuring our
Trousers might have fleets again
Or maybe they won't have seats by then
Germany might be peaceful and but
an d the Crosby horse might win a race
Oh, maybe I'll find some cigarettes
An ache or pain we'll never know
a hundred years from now.
the way we're getting it now.
We'll take a pill when we get up
and through its ma gic force.
We'll all stay young and handsome
for a thousand years of course.
A certain taste will save our teeth
and our hair will never fall.
will grow hair all over a billiard ball.
if we make a solemn vow to
shoot commercial announcers
A hundred years from now,
We'll still have yodeling cowboys
A T -bone steak we'll never see
We'll live on vitamins A to Z
I only hope the medical men
will figure out all the points,
or we might take so many pills
we'd have ball -bearing joints.
Cows will have steam -heated barns
a hundred years from now,
and blankets made of finest yarns
a hundred years from now.
for the program of their choice,
and they'll roll their eyes
when they hear that certain voice.
A hundred years from now,
a hundred years from now,
oh, won't we have a heck of a time
a hundred years from now?
There'll be no wars to worry about
a hundred years from now,
scientists will figure it out
a hundred years from now,
and if a nation gets the urge
to start to throw in lead,
we'll press a button and blow them up
The only Jap we'll ever see,
a hundred years from now.
We'll be in some menagerie,
a hundred years from now.
We'll travel a thousand miles an hour,
that's too darn fast for me.
So I think that maybe I'll just fold up
when I get to be ninety -three.
A hundred years from now,
a hundred years from now,
a hundred years from now.