Come on babe,
why don't we paint the town
And all that jazz,
I'm gonna rouge my knees
and roll my stockings down
And all that jazz
Start the car
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all that jazz
Slick your hair and wear
your buckled shoes
And all that jazz
I hear that Father Dip
is gonna blow the blues
And all that jazz
Hold on, hug, we're gonna bunny hug
I bought some aspirin down at United Drug
In case you shake apart
and want a brand new start
To do that jazz
Skidoo
And all that jazz
Ha -cha! Woo -wee!
And all that jazz
It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all that jazz
Listen, your husband ain't home, is he?
No, her husband is not at home.
Find a place,
we're playing fast and loose
And all that jazz
Right up here is where I store the juice
And all that jazz
Come on babe, we're gonna brush the sky
I bet your lucky limb,
he never flew so high
Cause in the stratosphere,
how could he land an ear
To all that jams?
Oh, you're gonna see your
shimmy shimmy shake
And all that jams
Oh, she's gonna shimmy
till her gutters break
And all that jams
Show her where to park her girdle
Hold her mother's bloody girdle
Does she hear her baby squeal?
For all that jazz
All that jazz
Come on babe,
why don't we paint the town
And all that jazz
And all that jazz
I'm gonna rouge my knees
and throw my stockings down
And all that jazz
And all that jazz
Start the car, I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
but the piano is hot
But it's just a noisy hall,
where there's a nightly brawl
And all... That.
So that's it, huh, Fred?
Yeah, I'm afraid so, Roxy.
Oh, Fred...
Oh, Fred... Yeah?
Nobody walks out on me!
Sweetheart!
Oh, don't sweetheart me, you
son of a bitch!
Whoopee! Hatcha! Jack... I gotta pee! No,
I'm no one's wife, but
Oh, I love my life and all
That jazz!
That jazz!