Anything you can do,
I can do better than you can do.
I can do, we can do,
I can do much,
much better than you.
Anything you can do, I can do better.
I can do anything better than you.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
Yes, I can.
Anything you can be, I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
Yes, I am.
I can shoot a partridge
with a single cartridge.
I can get a sparrow with
a bow and arrow.
We can do most anything.
Can you bake a pie?
No.
Well, neither can I.
Anything you can sing,
I can sing louder.
I can sing anything louder than you.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
Kid sings pretty loud.
I'm superior.
No, you're inferior.
I'm the big attraction.
Oh, no, you are the small.
I'm the major one.
Oh, no, you're the minor one.
I can beat you at anything
And that's not all
Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything cheaper than you
50 cents, 40 cents, 30 cents,
20 cents
No, you can't
Yes, I can, yes, I can
Anything you can dig, I can dig deeper
I can dig anything deeper than you
30 feet, 40 feet, 50 feet
Oh, go to digging, kid
Oh, I'm so tired.
I can drink my liquor faster
than a flicker.
I can do it quicker and get even sicker.
I can live on bread and cheese.
And only on that?
Yep. So can a rat.
Any note you can reach,
I can go higher.
I can sing anything higher than you.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
Pick up your tonsils.
I'm sorry.
Anyone you can lick,
I can lick faster
I can lick anyone faster than you
With your fist?
With my feet.
With your feet? With an axe.
Call me a cab kid.
Anything you can do, I can do better
I can do anything better than you
No you can't!
Yes we can !