You buy
me dinner when I'm in town
Talk about records that you know
Lay the friendship card upon me
and out the door
Somebody said we hurt your feelings
with our little dirty jokes
Then you accused us of stealing
back our soul
Then you say that we're
the as sholes
'Cause we bitched about
the hassles
While you're sleeping in your castles
And we're still riding down
the road
I hear you're all offended
by the letters that I wrote
It's just a shame it hadn't ended
long ago
Then you sicked your
lawyers on me
Told them to go for the throat
And you just sat back and watched
them have a go
Then you say that we're the as sholes
But I never would deny we have
our share of the blame to absorb
But when you say that you're the reason
for the things that we've achieved
I want to kick down your door
You like to say that we're the
as sholes
As if we somehow done
you wrong
We just do what we have to, to carry on
I'm sure you'll find
another asshole
To replace us for a song
You'll keep your office and expense
account and we'll keep traveling along
When you say that we're all as sholes
Guess it'd be useless to deny
I'm just saying you're the reason