A one, a two, a one, two, three, four
That's nice
Before I met my baby,
there was a whole lot going on
Yes, before I met my baby,
there was a whole lot going on
I used to wag my tail at every corner,
never hesitate to give that bitch a bone
Before I met my baby,
I didn't have a clue
Before I met my baby,
didn't know what I should do
Before I met my baby this misguided mutt made
dog meat out of you and everybody else
She went to see my kennel,
she said it's like a rabbit hutch
She went to see my kennel,
she said it smells too much
She wouldn't wag her tail or nothin' at all until the furniture man called an d said take it away,
ah yeah, go on, and let's get on.
One time, baby, I took her for a walk
Two -timing, bitch,
I tried to squash her under
a truck
Three -time loser, this ain't no game
Five -hand shuffle drivin' me insane I
can't get her when I want it
When I call her,
she don't answer to her name, yeah
We settled down to a life of bliss,
or so it seemed
I adjusted to the endless wine of
food mixers and her talking to me
It was hell, tell ya
And when I dug my bone up,
shit flew my bone right back at me
Some, uh, some harmonica
in the voice
I finished with that bitch and
he left her tied up to a tree
She had a note around her neck sayin' take this one,
she's free
Before I met my baby,
my life was misery
Before I met my baby,
my life was misery