She should have thought twice
before he went to get her
Just let her go,
she would have known better
But Joe just couldn't let her walk
with all his friends looking on
Grabbed her arm and said, listen here,
you best get one thing clear
What I say is law
and that's the last he recalls
Cause Betty's takin' judo
and poor old Joe,
he didn't have a pair
She gave him a demonstration
right then and there
Now he's got a nine -matcher black belt
And it's all over town
Betty's takin' judo
and Joe'll never live it down
The story goes back in the Ice Age Club
a girl and drag her to your cave
And Joe has said
that kind of woman'd be fine with me
But times change, Joe didn't
He thought her place was
barefoot in the kitchen
But now he's learned a new respect
for those two little feet
Kyle's baby's takin' judo
But poor old Joe, he didn't have a pair
She gave him a demonstration
right then and there
And he's got an eye to
match her black belt
It's all over town
Betty's taking judo
and Joe'll never live it down
No, no
Now he's got an iron
match or blank belt
It's all over town
Betty's takin' Jude over,
Joe'll never live it down
Yeah, I thought you were
taking dancing lessons.