Broken hearted people
always seem to drink
Trying to drown those sorrows,
it ain't as easy as you think
Livin' with a liar
is a hard old way to go
Laughin' just to keep from cryin'
It ain't no way to grow old
So take me to a barroom driver
Set me on a stool
If I can't be her man, I'm damned
If I'll be a fool
They say that whiskey ain't
the best way
When I ain't too smart
I think I just found out
she was lying from the start
So this is nothing but a bad joke,
looking for a laugh
Well, hold on to your lampshade,
darlin'
Cause I'm lookin' for the light
Now take me to a barroom driver
Set me on a stool
If I can't be heard, then I'm damned
If I'll be a fool
So get this taxi moving
Cause I got no time to lose
This is no time to be choosy
You know any old bar will do
I'm looking to get silly
I'm looking to get loose
And if that don't get it done, darling,
I'll come looking for you
Now take me to a barroom tavern,
set me on a stool
If I can't be her man, I'm down,
if I'll be a fool
Well, take me to a barroom drama
Set me on a stool
If I can't be her man, I'm down
If I'll be a fool
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