Bumcrack,
Bumcrack, I live in
Bumcrack,
Bumcrack, that's my town
Bumcrack,
Bumcrack, born and raised in
Bumcrack, I'd sure like to show you around
I live way out in the back of
Bumcrack, we all go way back at
Bumcrack town
You may visit, but you sure as
hell won't come back
Bumcrack's hot and
sticky all year round
Well, no one ever said this
place was pretty
There's no pictures of this
town in magazines
No one really visits from the city
And no one ever stays
deliberately
Bumcrack,
Bumcrack, I live in
Bumcrack
Bumcrack, that's my town
Bumcrack,
Bumcrack, born and raised in
Bumcrack
I sure like to show you around
Well, you couldn't call
a girl from here a lady
The local lingo starts and ends with
F
Good for her, she turned 18 without a baby
But she doesn't have
too many teeth inside
her head
Bum crack, bum crack,
I heart a bum crack
Buy yourself a bum crack souvenir
Bumcrack,
Bumcrack, beautiful
Bumcrack
Bumcrack's nice and warm this time
of year
Well they call this town the
arson of the nation
It's written there in stone on the town hall
No one ever gets off at the station
No one ever gets off here at all
Bum crack, bum crack,
get behind our bum crack
Let's all have a bum crack jubilee
Bum crack, bum crack,
a big parade in bum crack
No one loves my bum crack better than me
Bumcrack, bumcrack,
dickin' down in
Bumcrack
That old
Bumcrack road is never long
Bumcrack, bumcrack, my big
Bumcrack
We all love to sing the
Bumcrack song
Bye