Some men take it on themselves
to inform women of their charms
So they only have themselves to blame
when they get sweaty palms
Like a dead snake twitching
on the side of the road
Like a mouse on a stove,
like a squirming toad
Like a cat on a hot tin roof
Look no further than your
butt's out of ice
You don't need more substantial proof
Like a cat on a hot tin roof
The broken hearts are all broken in
And they'll never love again
I guess you call that learning on the job
I guess you call that disappear
But there's no snap on your stairway
No knock on your door
No lights on your window
flashing on your wall
Like a cat on a hot tin roof
Look no further than your
bent -out eyes
You don't need more substantial proof
Like a cat on a hot tin roof
He thinks that he might love her
But he can't tell for sure
I think that I could match
and make them
Cause that's what friends are for
And I hope they are happy
when she's sitting in his lap
I hope they don't mention love
or anything like that
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Like a cat on a hot tin roof
No feather then you're burnt out
I should donate more
substantial proof
Like a cat on a hot tin,
cat on a hot tin,
cat on a hot tin roof
You