Springer's on TV
again talkin with the KU KLUX KLAN
Got the clicker in my hand I
need to get a life
Everyone looks double dumb Backwoods
moonshine low rent scum
Highlight of my night at home I
need to get a life
(Chorus)
Someone asked me 10 years ago
"Where will you be 10 years from now?"
I said "I didn't know."
I need to get a life
Now we're on to Real TV
videos of tragedies
Caught on tape for all to see for
those that need a life
Watcha gunna do when they come for you
Bad Boys Bad Boys watcha gunna do
Mouth breathers get a clue and
need to get a
life
(Repeat Chorus)
You can change the channel
you can change the scene
I tell myself this everyday in
front of my TV screen
Yea Yea Yea Yea Yea
Yea
Got the clicker in my hand
Changing channels once again
You can buy religion you
can buy a life
If you send them money
they'll pray for you
True believers faint on cue
I believe God is free for those
that need a life
Next stop is 1- 900 call a girl tonight
Blonde or black they talk back to
those that need a life
I need a life I need a clue
An infomercial with a lil' glue
Something I can stick to to claim I have a life
(Repeat Chorus)
(Repeat Chorus)
Springer's on TV again with who
did who with who's best friend
I got the clicker in my hand
I need to get a life I need to get a life
What could be sicker than me with my clicker