John,
John, O John, my love
tis six short hours since we were wed.
John, where are you, John,
O John, O
John, where are you, John,
O where are you, John?
It's high time respectable married folk
Took themselves to bed
John, John, oh
John, my love, my love
Tells me where 'er you are
John, oh hear me, John,
oh hear me, John
Oh hear me, John, oh hear me, John
I know you're at Wuther
ing Heights Garage,
You're at Wuthering Heights Garage,
Working on your car, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Oh, hear this, John,
your loving wife understand s
How a man must feel when his automobile
has a leaky transmission seal,
Leaky seal, leaky seal.
Oh, the trouble is a leaky transmission seal.
Leaky seal.
John, John, oh, John, my love,
Tis six short hours ago we wed.
John, oh, hear me, John, come abed.
John, oh, hear me, John, come abed.
John, John, come abed.
John, oh, hear me,
John, oh, hear me, John
John, oh, John, come a -bed
And I'll not complain if later
You feel you must run out
And adjust that four -barrel
carburetor
John, oh, John, oh, John, oh,
John, oh, dead carburetor
Fa, la, la, la -la.
La, la, la, la.
La, la, la -la.
Fa, la, la -la -la.
La, la -la, la -la. la,
O, John
O' donner profit!