Narrator: "Larry will be performing
the traditional Argentinian ballad,
'The Dance of the Cucumber,' in it's original
Spanish. Bob the Tomato
will translate."
Larry: "Miren al
pepino"
Bob: "Watch the cucumber"
Larry: "miren como se mueve"
Bob: "see how he moves"
Larry: "como un leon"
Bob: "like a lion"
Larry: "tras un raton."
Bob: "chasing a mouse."
Larry: "Miren al pepino"
Bob: "Watch the cucumber"
Larry: "sus suaves movimientos"
Bob: "Oh, how smooth his
motion"
Larry: "tal como mantequilla"
Bob: "like butter"
Larry: "en un chango pelon."
Bob: "on a ... bald
monkey."
Larry: "Miren al pepino"
Bob: "Look at the cucumber"
Larry: "los vegetales"
Bob: "all the vegetables"
Larry: "envidian a su amigo"
Bob: "envy their friend"
Larry: "como el
quieren bialar"
Bob: "wishing to dance as he"
Larry: "Pepino bailarin, pepino bailarin, pepino bailarin"
Bob: "Dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber,
dancing cu cumber"
Larry: "Baila, baila, ya!"
Bob: "Dance, dance,
yeah!"
Larry: "Miren al tomate"
Bob: "Look at the tomato"
Larry: "no es triste?"
Bob: "Isn't it sad?"
Larry: "El no puede bailar."
Bob: "He can't dance."
Larry: "!Pobre tomate!"
Bob: "Poor tomato!"
Larry: "El deberia poder
bailar"
Bob: "He wishes he could
dance"
Larry: "Como el pepino"
Bob: "like the cucumber"
Larry: "libre y
suavemente."
Bob: "free and smooth."
Larry: "Pero el no puede
danzar."
Bob: "But he can't ... Okay! Stop the
music! What do ya mean I can't
dance? I can dance! What about Uncle Louie's
polka party? Didn't you see
me dancing at Uncle Louie's
polka party?"
Larry: "No comprendo."
Bob: "No comprendo? I'll show
you 'No comprendo'!"
Jr.: "Mom! Dad! Look over here! Get a picture of
me next to the cucumber
in authentic Argentinian garb!"
Dad: "Okay, Junior. But we'd better hurry--I
think think the dwarves have your
mother confused with someone
else! Say 'Peas!'"
All: "Peas!"
Larry: "Escuchen el pepino"
Bob: "Listen to the cucum
ber"
Larry: "oigan su
voz fuerte"
Bob: "hear his strong
voice"
Larry: "como un leon"
Bob: "like a lion"
Larry: "listo a devorar."
Bob: "about to eat."
Larry: "Escuchen al pepino"
Bob: "Listen to the
cucubmer"
Larry: "que dulce as su canto"
Bob: "oh how sweet his voice"
Larry: "la voz de su garganta perece un
triar."
Bob: "the breath from his throat is like
a chorus of little birdies."
Larry: "Escuchen al pepino"
Bob: "Listen to the
cucumber"
Larry: "los vegetales"
Bob: "all the vegetables"
Larry: "envidian a su amigo"
Bob: "envy their friend"
Larry: "como el quieren cantar."
Bob: "wishing to sing as he."
Larry: "Pepino cantador, pepino cantador, pepino canta
dor"
Bob: "Singing cucumber, singing cucumber,
singing cucumber"
Larry: "canta, canta, ya!"
Bob: "sing, sing,
yeah!"
Larry: "Escuchen al
tomate"
Bob: "Listen to the tomato"
Larry: "?No es triste?"
Bob: "Isn't it sad?"
Larry: "El no puede can tar."
Bob: "He can't sing."
Larry: "Pobre tomate."
Bob: "Poor tomato."
Larry: "El deberia poder
cantar"
Bob: "He wishes he could
sing"
Larry: "fuerte y ducle como
el pepino"
Bob: "strong and sweet like
the cucumber"
Larry: "Pero no puede ..."
Bob: "But he can't ..."
Larry: "!Ni siquiera da un
silbido!"
Bob: "Can't even ... whistle! All right!
That's it Senor! Come over here
and let me sing YOU a
song!"
Larry: "Adios, amigos!"
Nar rator: "This has been Silly Songs
With Larry. Tune in next time to
hear Larry sing ..."
Larry: "Bob is really angry! I hope he
doesn't catch me! It's so hard to
run with this sombrero on my head!"