hovers over the front lawn.
Diaper man flies high and straight,
in his mustard colored cape.
Diaper man surveys the scene,
his diaper is always clean.
Diaper man patrols the skies
Pooing on all the bad guys
A nincompoop drops some trash
Then flees the scene in tennis shoes
Diaper man's in hot pursuit
Nincompoop ducks and hides
Ninkaboop is safe at last
In his hideout by the railroad track
But Diaper Man doubles back
Setting up his sneak attack
Ninkaboop looks both ways
Creeps out from his secret cave
And diaper man loop -de -loops
Swoops down on the nincompoop
And diaper man gives him a hug
Don't be such a litterbug
When you look at the nincompoop
You wouldn't know he knows kung fu
So the two of them join forces
Faster than two racehorses
Now diaper man is super dupe
With his sidekick, nincompoop
Nin compoop and diaper man
And diaper man, nincompoop
Diaper Man does it again,
Diaper Man does it again,
And diaper man does it again