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Benny Hinn?
But here's what he does.
Crippled people come up to a
stage like this.
You watch it. It's
on the damn TV.
And he goes, be healed. Poof.
And he hits these crippled
people in the head.
punching crippled people.
Alright?
That's getting his kicks
out of sucker
punching crippled people.
when it's pissing me off.
And my grandma likes him.
She's like,
you leave him alone
and don't say nothing
in your program.
He is healing people.
I just saw three crippled people
get up out of a wheelchair.
Yeah, they think he's going
to come over
and beat the hell out of them.
That's why
I had get out of the wheelchair.
You show me one verse in the
Bible
I went to a Catholic church
one time.
Boy, you got to be in shape to go there, don't you? Oh man,
I feel like a Britney Spears dancer in there, son.
And I got bad knees,
I'd have put a brace on her, son.
I go, well, I'll just follow the guy in front of me,
because I ain't never been
in one of these churches.
So I walk in, minute I get in there,
I'm like, hey, do y do a lot of,
oh, oh, all right.
Are you just sitting down?
I just down like that.
So are y 'all going, you son of a.
I just, I was like this.
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Down, up, sit down, stand up, do a shot,
kneel back down, stand up.
Unbelievable. That is crazy.
Went in to learn about the Lord
and I left drunk and crippled.
That was a real night.
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I ain't working out in no damn church.
We took my cousin up there to church.
for what he did.
He got his wiener
stuck in the birdhouse at the zoo.
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And yeah, it's horrible.
He would have got away with it.
but some women looking at birdshot,
they seen a beer -bellied woodpecker in there,
so.
So they caught him in
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there, dangling in there.
So we went up, church asked forgiveness.
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other than seeing my cousin
Old lady hunt seekers in
our church
and she got up to sing a solo in the
choir.
She liked the whole choir in one
clump, all right.
I mean, her choir robe had cup holders,
all right.
Love, a crane
couldn't have lifted her.
And my cousin nudges me and goes,
love ain't lifting her without a winch.
I'll tell you that much right now.
Yeah, but I shouldn't talk.
I need to lose weight myself.
It's a tough struggle.
I put on 50 pounds
ever since Janet Jackson
popped her titties out at the Super Bowl.
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I did. I cannot stop drinking
chocolate milk
to save my life.
Boy, that is good milk.
Good Lord,
I've seen more food
than Charlie Daniels' beard,
for God's sake.
Got to go on three diets. Go on that.
You ever hear of the Atkins diet?
Yeah, I'm on the Clay Aitken diet.
Pop in a Clay Aitken record
and try and keep food down.
Now that's funny right there.
All right. That's right.
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