This lady next door, yeah, they call me
She'll be the first one to start
That could break any heart
She'd look you in the face
And tell you that you're grand
If there's a quarrel, yeah
She'd be the first one to start
Look you in the eye, yeah,
and tell you that you're great
Behind her back, she will surely discriminate
If there's a quarrel, yeah, she makes the most noise,
Never, never, never do nothing right,
Mmm, day or night, maybe next door,
Lord no, she shouldn't be around
Because if there is a quarrel yet
she'd be the first one to start
That could really break any heart