Dear Sir,
we are writing to you
on behalf of our client
who is very distressed
Cos Sir, she did furnish to you
her relevant numbers
and her email address
aforementioned client
feels her done
aforementioned numbers
remain unwrong
we hope you'll note
this matter is a serious one
and for avoidance of any doubt
she's waiting by the phone,
waiting by the fax
gone to check the post,
heading out to fast track
charging up her cell, hoping for a text
Opening up her emails,
not a word from you
Not a single word
Dear sir, it is further alleged
On an earlier occasion and a January
That you did then sol emnly pledge
To call or text a client
and did further agree
In a period not exceeding
very soon to have tried
To take her out to dinner
any number of times
So we deem this period
to now have expired
But for avoidance of any doubt
She's waiting by the phone,
waiting by the fax
Gone to check the post,
heading out to fast track
Charging up her cell,
hoping for a text
Openin' up her email,
all she has is junk mail
Would it have been so
hard for you to send her
A nitsy -bitsy mail or a teeny -weeny letter?
We brought it to you, sir,
you've been found out
Beyond all reasonable doubt, she's
Waitin' by the phone,
waitin' by the fox
Goin' to check the post,
headin' out to fast track
Chargin' up herself,
hopin' for a text
Openin' up her email,
givin' up on FedEx
Waitin' by the phone,
she's waitin' by the fax
She's gonna check the post,
she's headin' out to fast track
Chargin' up herself, hopin' for a text
Openin' up her email,
not a word from you
Notwithstanding the guards to sing
Our client here fought to remain
Waiting by the phone
Waiting all alone
Oh, sir