I went down and
bought some cigarettes
out of a vending machine
Along with the cigarettes
came a pack of matches
with an ad about a magazine
He said, I'm old so I'm dead as a toad,
and I read it with an open mind
I decided to send for the
book that they gave,
what the heck, I was wasting my time
He said, free information
with no obligation,
so I bought a stamp and liquor seal
Free information with no obligation,
then I mailed it for me appeal
Well, a couple days
later I got my mail
And I found that my booklet arrived
I was curious to see what it said to me
So I opened it and got a surprise
They had a bill inside
with a four -letter word
I think the word said SAIL
I got some mad calls
I'd better have before I bail
I'll go to jail
Remember,
free information with no obligation
That's false advertising right there
Free information with no obligation
Just don't seem to fail
Don't you send for nothin' like that,
or you can't get nothin' free
I thought I could, but I was too good,
don't let it do you like me
Free information with no obligation
Don't do it! It ain't true!
You can't get nothin' free today,
not even a
You gotta pay sometimes
You