Before you go to Buffalo,
to Eastern Pennsylvania or Sudan,
If you go to that land, sonny,
you will have a lot of money,
yippee -yee, yippee -yee,
yippee -yee, yippee -yee, yippee -yee.
Before you read a travel ad
or scamper off to Trinidad,
to Albany, New York, or Yucatan.
In the East they live on donuts,
in the West the natives grow nuts,
and I'll guarantee you'll
Yippie -yi, yippie -yi, yippie -yi, yi -yi,
yippie -yi, yippie -yi, yippie -yi
Go where the air puts head on your chest,
You can ride a buck and bronco or a pony
and give it the very best you can .
Don't go north, don't go south,
don't go east, have a care.
Don't go up, don't go down,
don't go here, don't go there.
If you are fond of hunting,
there's no place that can compare.
You may not bag a lion or a tiger or a bear,
But if you want a jackass,
there are plenty of them there,
when the clouds are breaking loose
And you complain about the rain,
they give you this excuse
you know it's raining orange juice,
The judges there are very fair,
they always are of course
The cowboy and his missus
went to court for a divorce
The cowboy got the children
and the missus got the horse.
Young man, go out and till the soil there.
and you'll find oil there.
When the snow flies, as the crow flies,
If there's a cattle shortage,
which can happen like is not.
And they can't find a hunk of meat
They sit around and beef about the
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