Happy Halloween
to each and every one of you.
Okay, before we get going,
I'd like to introduce
the members of the group
and make sure all their stuff is working,
and we'll take care of business.
Down here on the end
is Bruce Fowler on trombone,
an d right here in the middle
is Mr. Napoleon Murphy Brock
on tenor sax and vocals.
Over there in the corner
with her Halloween jerkin
and her little red sticks
with the fiberglass handles,
Ruth smelling good between the legs,
Underwood,
on vibes, marimba,
bongos and stuff.
Pivot roof.
Timpani.
Bass drum.
Gong large. Gong small.
Okay, Ruth has asked
me to inform you
that due to a technical er ror
during our setup,
one of the notes of the vibes are,
well, we're missing a note, folks.
So if some of her parts sound strange,
it's because the wire came out.
And that gets her off the hook
for all the notes
that she'll play wrong anyway. Okay,
right here in the back,
partially covered by Napoleon's bod,
is Ralph Humphrey on drum
set number one.
And cowbells.
And on drum set number two,
Chester Thompson.
On electric bass, Tom Fowler.
And direct from San Francisco,
where the po lice break into your re
cording session all the time,
George Duke on multiple key
boards.
And lurking over in the distance,
although you can't see him very well,
direct from Indianapolis,
Indiana,
if we can just move the spot
light
over just a little bit,
Craig Eldon Pincus,
attorney at law.
Alright, let me see if I'm in tune.
That'll do.
Ladies and gentlemen,
our program will begin
with a brand new song
that deals with the delicate
subject of drug abuse
and how it can derange your
consciousness
to the point where you,
just like the character in this song
may be led to seek gratification
in a Greyhound
bus depot near a locker
and or located somewhere
by the 33rd seat
which is right in proximity to the
doo -doo room on the bus.
The name of that song is Pick Me
Twilight.
Then after that it goes
into the Idiot Bastard Son.
And especially for Halloween
we have a new song
that deals with the subject
of of cheap monster movies
and giant spiders and things of
that nature.
And the name of that song is Cheapness.
That's the first three.
And when we get to cheapness,
let's don't do it as fast as
we usually do
so they can understand the words, okay?
Here we go. One, two, three, four.