I met this pretty gal that really turned me on
it's kinda hard makin' love to a lady
When that lady's munchin'
So, I couldn't help but say,
Honey, this ain't no time for
She said, give me just a little snack
Can't you see I'm into snacks
Now there was a pretty thing out in
But she was a man wearing
So I told him, hey brother,
ain't you dressin' kinda dangerous?
Cause how's a fool like me
And I couldn't help but say,
why come you dress up that way?
And he goes, well, I get off on it.
it ain't no sweat off your nose.
I just dig them ladies' clothes.
I said, yeah, I like your hoes, too,
Now this good old boy met a
girl and he really liked her
Cause every time he filled
Well folks don't you know it
An d she couldn't help but say
Brother, how come you wanna
He said I don't mean to make you flip,
but don't be messing with my dip, cause I get off on it.
That's right honey, I get off on it.
Yes, see, hallelujah, bless my soul,
this cowboy loves a dip that's cold.
It's kind of like my guitar honey, you know,
the world ain't clickin' unless I'm pickin' you.