You read your books, you watch
TV
The girl you never,
never want to know from me
You're on the phone,
not at home
You're not the wo man
that I know you can be
Oh, I can't figure out
Why you put me through
this misery
You're looking nice, I'm feeling right
I got a vision of us making love tonight
Just one more call,
Friday,
Easter
Until I'm yawning in the
morning sunlight
I'm a frustrated man
But I'm way too tired to fight
I want a lover, not just a friend
a friend, not a friend, not a friend
I want the real thing,
not just pretend
Don't pretend, don't pretend,
don't pretend
You can be a number one lover
And turn it up too high
Lots of push and shove
And everything you got I want a lover
I've already got a whole lot
of friends
Don't wanna feel like it ain't real
Well, I can get that kind of
lovin' on the street
Don't be so cold,
don't act so old
Don't leave me in the bathroom
beatin' my knees
Surrender to yourself, baby,
let's make somebody new
I want a lover, not just a friend
I want the real thing,
not just pretend
Don't dare, don't you dare,
don't you dare
Give me your number one
love and turn it up to hot
Lots of pluses, shabbat
Everything you've got, I wanna love her
I've already got a whole lot of friends
You make me drool, feel like a fool
But still you seem to manage
comin' off cool
You ridicule, call me a mule I think
I'd get you off to break all the rules
But, baby, what do you win when
you beat yourself a dirty fool?
I want a lover,
not just a friend
I want the real thing,
not just pretend
You make your number one lover
And you're in love tonight,
you're not supposed to chub her
Then you gotta want a lover
I've already got a
whole lot of friends