I'm one of the smart ones,
I've got it all figured
You won't find me in one of them
broken down flats
Command in' an army of brats,
not me
You won't catch me bent
over and ready to rub
Some grimy ol' ring in her tub, but not me
Got it figured,
got it planned
How's my future friend?
An d you won't see me
Whenever the dinner is through,
with mountains of dishes to do, not me!
That's for some, some,
some, what else?
Not me!
My dad used to tell me,
when I was barely three,
Lay down with the dog and
you'll get up with the flea!
Pick out a brave with wampum,
all of the rest is talk
Only a brave with wampum buys
a good time of heart
Oh, lovin' is like a horse race,
you'll have a valued hide
If you remain a filly, only winners can ride
Well, daddy, I learned my lesson, ha!
Daddy, I'm cuttin' loose
Daddy, I'm gonna make you proud
of this pair of boot s
I'm one of the smart ones
I got it all figured
You won't find me
God damn some boozy old slob
Who's chronically out of a job
Oh, not me
You won't catch me
Uncapping a bottle of beer
And figuring
Christmas
Is here, not me
God is figured
Soon or late
I'll be too
Red, red, red
And when you see me
Havin' havin' on top of the town
My emerald's weighin' me down
You'll cry
There goes baby, a she -flyer