Listen, kid. I got 36 expressions.
Sweet as pie to tough as leather.
And that's six expressions more
than all of them
Barrymores put together.
Instead of just kicking me,
don't they give me a lift?
Ah, it must be a plot.
Because they're scared that
I've got such a gift.
Well, I'm miffed.
Cause I'm the greatest
star I am by far
But no one knows it
Wait, they're gonna hear a voice
A silver flute, la da da, hoo, hoo, hoo
I'll cheer each tooth.
Hmm, terrific, kid, terrific.
When I ex pose it.
Now, can 't you see to look at me
that I'm a natural
Camille?
As
Camille I just feel
I have so much to offer.
Hey, kid, I know I'd be divine
because
I'm a natural quaffer
Cough, cough, cough, cough
Some ain't got it, not a lump
I'm a great big clump of talent
Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh
They'll bend in half
Did you hear the one
about the nearsighted
Indian?
A thousand jokes
Stick around for them, folks
A thousand faces
I reiterate
When you're gifted
Then you're gifted
These are facts
I got no axe to grind
Hey, what are they blind?
In all the world so far
I'm the greatest star
Who is the pip with pizazz?
Who is all ginger and jazz?
Who is as glamorous as?
Who's an
American beauty rose?
With an
American beauty nose
And ten
American beauty toes
Eye on the target and wham!
One shot, one gunshot and bam!
Hey,
Mr.
Ziegfeld
Here I am
I'm the greatest star I am by far
But no one knows it
That's why I was born
I'll blow my horn
Tell someone
Rose it
I light up like a light
Light up like a light
I'll flicker then flare up
All the world's gonna
stare up
Lookin' down, you'll never see me
By the sky, guess that'll be me
I can make them sigh
An d I can make them cry
Someday they'll clamor
for my drama
Have you guessed yet?
Who's the best yet?
If you wait, I'll tell ya
One more time
You bet you'll must dine
In all of the world so far
I'm the greatest,
greatest star!