Johnny Fiddler
I got it, I got it, I got it
Each morning on the dot
If it is cold or hot
Or if it rains or not
Right to a certain spot
Mr. Johnny Fiddler comes along
People love to listen to his song
If you want this, I got
If you want that, I got
A little kiss, I got
A coat or hat, I got
Anything at all you want to buy
And I guarantee to satisfy
And if the one you love is tired
of your steaks and chops,
I got something makes him
think you're still the tops.
If you want dreams, I got,
and have I got, you bet.
And if you need a lot,
if I ain't got, I get.
Johnny Peddler's always on the spot,
and if you need happiness, I got.
I am Johnny Peddler and
I've got everything,
I've got everything
I need to get along
I will not bother to ask for anything,
nothing more than the right to sing
Cause I'm Johnny Peddler
and I've got everything
Have you got some of - sure we have that
Do you have -
Yes we have that too
Well do you have any of
the - plenty of those
And have you got -
Oh you mean those long pink ones?
Yes
With the yellow stripes in them?
Yes.
And lace on the bottom?
Yes.
Well, I ain't got it.
But I can get it, Jack,
I can get it.
Each morning on the spot
If it is cold or it is hot
Or if it rains or not
Right to a certain spot
Hey, that Mr. Johnny Peddler comes along
All the people love to listen to his song
If you want this, I got
If you want that, I got
A little kiss, I got
A coat or hat, I got
I got anything at all you want to buy
And I always guarantee to satisfy
And if the one you love is tired
of your steaks and chops,
I got something that makes them
think you're still the tops.
If you want dreams, I got,
and have I got, you bet.
And if you need a lot,
if I ain't got, I get.
Johnny Fiddler's always on the spot.
If you need happiness, I got. you