Folks,
I'm gonna tell you about my gal,
it's got it.
I'm gonna tell you about my gal,
it's a pip.
When I'm finished
telling you about my gal,
it's got it, why, it and pip won't be
the right words to describe her.
She's not only got it, but she's got that,
and between it and that, she's a pip.
She's a little bit this, and a little bit that,
and a little bit short, and a little bit fat,
but everybody loves my gal.
She's a little bit it, and a little bit,
oh!
Everybody loves my gal.
And no wonder they love her.
She's got a little nose that turns up,
my nose turns down.
And every time we kiss,
we lock bumpers.
Yeah, she's a little bit this,
a little bit that,
and a little bit ha, ha, ha, ha.
Everybody loves my gal.
You know, the other day I threw a big party
to announce our engagement.
And in order to
create an impression on society,
I invited the creme de la creme.
Nobody got in unless he was a blueblood.
He had to be a blueblood.
At the door I had a butler with a pen,
testing.
It sure was fun to see the
guests leap into the room,
and what a menu that Umbriago
dreamt up.
What food.
It was the best food you ever
tasted in your whole mouth.
Frog legs, complete with garters.
Potatoes O 'Brien,
what a choice the two Irishmen.
And as the piece de resistance,
Umbriago served a specialty,
chicken smothered with
mushrooms.
Umbriago had a smothered
chicken with mushrooms.
He didn't have the heart to
use an axe.
You see that Um briago
is very tender -headed.
However, the big event of the party
was a game I introduced,
a scavenger hunt.
Everybody had to go out
and bring back
the strangest,
most broken -down thing he could find.
And it's the last time I'll ever play
that game.
They brought me back three times
before they found out I was the host.
It's a good thing my girl identified me.
Ah, I love her.
Now she's a little bit this, a little bit that,
a little bit short and a little bit fat.
Everybody loves my gal.
Yeah, she's a little bit, oh, a little bit,
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Everybody loves my gal.
You know, I'm not surprised
I got a girl like that.
After all, to get a girl,
a guy needs money,
personality, and good looks.
I got money, I got personality,
and, uh, well, two out of three ain't bad.
Now she's a little bit this,
and a little bit that,
and a little bit short,
and a little bit fat.
Everybody loves my gal!