Smokin' cigarettes by the cart,
drinkin' coffee by the pound,
slowly pullin' my hair out by the roots.
Actin' funny, lookin' in a mirror,
makin' faces like a clown,
just sittin' here waitin' for the man
in the little white suit.
Everybody told me you
would drive me crazy,
and they said you'd have
me barkin' like a hound.
But a fool in love ain't got
the sense to listen
Now my barkin' is the gossip of the town
Smokin' cigarettes by the cart
Drinkin' coffee by the pound
Slowly pullin' my hair
out by the rooves
Actin' funny lookin' in a mirror
Makin' faces like a clown
Just sittin' here waitin' for the man in
the little white suit
I'd sooner be the victim of a hangin'
Than be the fool I am because of you
Smokin' cigarettes by the cart
Drinkin' coffee by the pound
Slowly pullin' my hair
out by the roots
Actin' funny, lookin' in a mirror,
makin' faces like a clown
Just sittin' here waitin' for the
man in the little white suit
Yeah, I'm sittin' here waitin'
for the man in the little white suit