They call him Merlin Jones,
the scrambled egghead
Merlin Jones, the campus kook,
but my heart's whirlin',
I'm the girl in love with Merlin Jones.
I heard weird noises late one night
as I passed the science wing.
I looked inside and there he was,
workin' on the darnedes t thing.
The thing got up and buzzed and beeped
and walked right out the door
And Merlin said, at last it works,
I wonder what it's for
We call him Merlin Jones,
the scrambled egg head
Merlin Jones
The campus kook,
but her heart's whirlin'
She's a girl in love with
Merlin Jones
Although I know his way
out rain is on cloud nine
His kisses make me wanna
be his missus Frankenstein.
Call him crazy, call him mad,
with oddball overtones.
All I know is I got it bad
for Mr. Merlin Jones.
I can't help being proud of him
when he puts his brain in gear.
Al though a voice inside me cries,
get me out of here!
Although I know his way out brain
is on cloud nine.
His kisses make me want
to be his missus Frankenstein!
Call him crazy, call him mad
With oddball overtones
All I know is I got it bad
for Mr. Merlin Jones
Mr. Merlin Jones
Love my Merlin Jones