Everybody knows
he's just a milkman.
The children laugh
as he drives through the town.
Everybody thinks he's
just a milkman.
But watch the way he lays
those bottles down
Yodel -oh -hee -lay,
yodel -oh
Tinkle, clinkle,
bottles in the way
Wooden milk box rotting
in the rain
Now and then his service
has been lagging
Ah, but you won't hear his
customers complain
Your low heat lag load
Now the milkman does his
trucking in the morning
He's used the same delivery
truck for years
His motor's weak but he don't
heed it's warning
Watch the way the milkman
shifts those gears
Yodel -oh -hee -lay -lo
Woo -hoo -hoo -hoo
Lit crazy finger s
Wah -wah -wah -wah
Now a little high part
That's good
Now the housewives in the
afternoon await him
They love the games
the milkman likes to play
Those visits in the af
ternoon elate him
That's what I call a milkman's
matinee
That's what I call a milkman's,
what I call a milkman's,
what I call a milkman's, that's
That's what I call a milkman's
what I call a milkman's,
what I call a milkman's matinee.
That's what I call a milkman's,
what I call a milkman's,
what I call a milkman's matinee.
Oh yes, that is what I call a milkman's,
what I call a milkman's,
what I call a milkman's matinee.
Hey, that's what I call a milkman,
what I call a milkman,
what I call a milkman, hey, that's a,
um...
All right, is that good enough?
One more time!