Mother makes sure that his
Him and mother go everywhere
Lived with mother for forty years
The neighborhood said that
Normal folk a-just don't don't like that
When mother dies, he will have a cry
'cause he'll be on his own
Will he lose her to the heavenly home?
In the pub, about sev en thirty
Him and mother go everywhere
Holds her hand without a care
Lived with mother for forty years
The neighborhood said that
When mother dies, he'll have a cry
'cause he'll be on his own
Will he lose her to the heavenly home?
Once went out with a London girl
Broke it off when she got shirty
She was twelve and he was thirty
Right after that he was bedsore
He wouldn't go out with girls no more
From that day since, he never has
He wants to do a-something dirty