First time Jack and Jill
used to run up the hill every day.
Now dem get pipe, water rate increase.
Every day dem would a reincarnate
umpty dumpty fi fall off the wall.
Little boy Blue would
love to blow him on
to the sheep in the meadow.
Little boy Blue grew up now
and the sheep dem get curried
in a little cold supper
shop down the street.
You remember when man did a panda fi go
moon?
Yet dem did have the cat a play figgle
so that the cow could a jump
over it every full moon.
and light will increase.
Then there was a little old woman
who never go no family planning clinic.
She used to live somewhere down back a
while in her one left foot shoes.
Back a while turned Tivoli Gardens now,
so she move.
Jack Spratt,
who couldn't stand fat,
him start eat it now.
But him son turned vegetarian
cause meat scarce.
Little Bo Peep, who lost her sheep,
She went out to look for them
and find him still a politician,
and is now living on Beverly Hills,
and society grow.
Tickary, tickary dock,
the mouse run up the clock,
all the tenants have heart attack,
so the landlord have
no need to come back.
First time man used to love them,
but this is not the days for them,
and we're right.