Remember wise old Solomon,
recall his history.
He was the wisest man on earth,
and so he cursed the day
of his birth.
He knew that all is vanity.
So not much fun had Solomon
Now most of us might agree
We aren't much better off than he
His brains it was that put him on the spot
I thought that brains were good
Guess not
Remember Julius Caesar's fame,
recall his destiny
Of all the dogs, Top Dog was he
But his best friends did him in thoroughly
And all because Top Dog was he
He screamed, Oh, Root!
Add to your brood.
I hope you've got the moral now,
But I'll spell it for you anyhow.
His high position put him on the spot.
Is it worth it to be Top Dog?
Guess not.
Into the fires our MacHeath
leapt from the frying pan
While he was tough an
d used his sense
He remained the pride of Swin
land Fence
Was every cutie's promised man
Then the poor dope
Went soft as soap
Forgot the things that he had won
He trusted us and was undone
His melting heart had put him on the spot
I was thinking about reforming
Guess not!