I was at the bar with my drinkin team,
It was me Jack Daniels and
my homey Jim Bean.
We were kinda blitzed and
we were trying to behave Y'all
when in walked a soldier he
was from the fuzzy naval.
We were fallin, stumblin, crawlin
her come da police, Captain Tom Collins,
and the rapper said freeze
he said "hands in the air and
hand over your keys"
now we did,
and that was kinda simple,
now here came Marguarita and
her friend Shirley Temple.
I asked my friend 'bout Marguarita,
he said Shirley was a virgin an I
wouldn't wanna meet her.
So I talked to Marguarita, cause yoh,
she was flyer.
I took her to the coast cause
I wanted to Screw Driver.
Now Im not one for a speech,
but there was plenty of Tequila and Sex On The Beach,
Y'all.
Here we go again and Im not fussin,
see I'm a French Mexican but I can
get with White Russians,
at the bar with a drink in my hand.
In walked Jose Cuervo what was
marguaritas man.
I talked to the wise man
cause, yoh he's distinguished.
His name was St. Ives and
he spoke in old english.
He said "you'd better think fast,
cause Jose is kinda crazy
and I heard he Shot Glass".
He gave me some advice and it
went like this:
"catch the night train and
head up to 'cisco"
I didn't wanna stick around,
I caught the 1: 51 to New York,
the Grey Hound.
Now I'm at the Red Zone,
everybody's stylin'.
Was sippin Ice Teas on Long Island.
I blacked out and the party
came to a halt,
cause I was drinking the Tequila
with the lemon assault Y'all
Tequila
Te- Te- Te - Tequila
Tequila
I woke up in the morning
and felt like a Zombie,
the Tequila Gold Label
had bombed me.
You see I woke up late and
wasn't feelin' so great,
And Mike said there's a Bicardi party
startin' at eight.
Yo we walked in the party and
started playin our games,
we played tops, fuzzy quarters,
with Bartles & James.
Here came Shirley Temple
and they told me to chill,
because the Mickey Brothers
took her up to strawberry hill.
They took her $1000 mink and
she could barely think,
cause the Tequila that she drank
had her tickled pink.
Now the music came on and
I rocked the instrumental.
There's a groupie named Mai Tai,
a fly oriental.
A groupie is a girl that jocks,
She wore the def Black Velvet and
drank Scotch on the Rocks.
We had a fake marriage,
now here's to honeymoon,
Ya zone vagabond and the Blue Lagoon.
Now everybody take
a word from the wise,
A girly and a bottle, Tequila Sunrise.