Well, I'm just a
lonesome traveler
on a great historical bough
Highly educated, but from history I come
I built the Rock of Ages,
it was in the year of one
That's about the biggest thing
that man has ever done
I built the Garden of Eden,
it was in the year of two
Joined the apple picker's union,
I always paid my due
I'm the one that signed the contract
to raise the rising sun
That's about the biggest thing
that man has ever done
I was strawballs on the pyramid,
tower of Babel too
Opened up the ocean,
let the migrant children through
Fought a million battles,
and I never lost one
That's about the biggest thing
that a man has ever done
Well, I was in the revolution
when we set this country free
It was me and a couple of Indians
that dumped the Boston T
I won the battle of Valley Forge,
the battle of Valley Run
That's about the biggest thing
that a man has ever done
Well, I'm just a lone trouble
on a great historical bump
Highly educated, from a history I cop
I built the Rock of Ages,
it was in the year of one
That's about the biggest thing
that man has ever done
I said that's about the biggest thing
and it cannot be undone