Today I don't feel like doin' anything
I just want to lay in my bed
don't feel like picking up my phone
so leave a message at the tone
cause today I swear I'm not
I'm gonna kick my feet up
nobody will tell me I can't
I'll be lounging on the couch
just chillin in my snuggie
click to mtv so they can teach
because in the castle I'm
today I don't feel like do ing anything
I just want to lay in my bed
don't feel like picking up my phone
so leave a message at the tone
tomorrow I'll wake up do some
p90x find a real nice girl
have some really nice sex
and she's gonna scream out
yeeah I might mess around and
I beat my old man will be
but sorry pops you'll just
today I don't feel like do ing anything
I just want to lay in my bed
don't feel like picking up the phone
so leave a message at the tone
cause I swear I'm not doing anything
no I ain't gonna comb my hair
cause I ain't goin' anywhere
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
and let everything hang loose
oh Today I don't feel like
I just want to lay in my bed
don't feel like picking up my phone
so leave a message at the tone