Why do I? Why do I? Why do I?
Why do I? Why do I? Why
Whatever happened to nev
er having opinions?
I remember back when people did
n't give a crap about a politician
That is unless he got his dick wet,
standing behind a big desk,
getting head from a mistress
And then he went and lied about it
And shockingly nobody
wanted to cry about it
No one picked up their phone,
got in the zone
and proceeded to bitch and moan
We just made a couple jokes,
impeached him,
and then went home
So, since Lick Willie,
things have been getting silly
Voting demos range from Black,
Asian, or Swifty
God forbid a nominee's
under the age of 60
But I ain't one to judge,
I'm Bumble, I say I'm 6 feet
It's risky because I'm 5 '11
when given an inch or two
But considering it's the internet,
people will think it's true
Cause everything you read
is fact
And everything they believe
is whack
Let's circle back cause I don't
really care about orphans
I don't really care about the
people in Palestine
Why do I need to take an abortion?
The second amendment,
the definitions of genocide
Why do I need to focus
on the poor kids
When I can't afford kids,
let alone a mortgage
It's a shame I don't condone
the hopelessness of homelessness
But all the shit I'm sup
posed to fix is just gay
Why do I, why do I, why do
So welcome to the age of
radicalized thought
What used to be a may is now
an oh my god
And all this fake news
puts you in a tight spot
Cause in truth every site that you view
is in a blind spot
The media's deceiving you,
Google and Wikipedia
I edited and reddited,
it's a never -ending
thread of irrelevance
And ever since the al
gorithm was invented,
we all pretended it was just
a way to sell ads
But over time, it became a way to
make ourselves mad
And every time that I logged in,
I got pissed at my dad
Cause as a victim, I'll admit this,
just getting your man triggered
Never thought I'd give a shit
about women or trans women
But in the end,
all you read is fact
And everything they believe is whack
Let's circle back,
cause I don't really care about orphans
I don't really care about the
people in Palestine
Why do I need to take
an abortion,
the second amendment,
the definitions of genocide?
Why do I need to focus
on the poor kids
when I can't afford kids,
let alone a mortgage?
It's a shame.
I don't condone the
hopelessness
of homelessness,
but all the shit I'm supposed
to fix is just gay.
What about the Fighting Irish?
Brian is Irish -American.
His father, Charlie Kenney,
the late, great Charlie Kenney,
bog farmer from Ireland,
that's where his people are from,
Walked the beat in Queens as a cop
once he got to this country
Was asked about the Fighting Irish
and the leprechaun logo
And many Irish Americans
are not offended,
but many are
And should that also change?
The answer is YES!