Quite the way she was supposed to do
She got bored of all the things
They brought her up to say
On the multi-storey car car park
When they put her in the car
She said 'Jesus made me do it'
But all the priest in all the world
Content with all the bloody noses
You get from fighting wars like these
Running past the tidy houses
Now she en tertains the world
Everybody thinks this girl is great
But she's lacing all the party drinks
With venom from a poison pen
She made a habit of habitually lying
When the next stop that you see
That everyone expected to be
Round the supermarket check-out
She She loves to be the odd one out
The party girl who stayed upstair
She She She She doesn't care
Now she entertains the world
Everybody thinks this girl is great
But she's lacing all the party drinks
With venom from a poison pen