I've never been to prison,
I've never rocked a train,
I don't stay out all night
or make her kneel at my feet
And when I'm mad she still
I'm too normal, I'm too nice
I eat vanilla ice cream every night
I'm too normal, I'm too nice
I'd probably go to heaven if I died tonight
I'd be wicked, scary and mean
But my dog won't howl when I scream
When I rap like I do on the radio
they say my voice is not low
I burned some trash in my backyard
I tried to scare the neighbors
but they brought hot dogs
I tried road rage on the freeway
Even old ladies turned to smile and wave
I'm too normal, I'm too nice
I like vanilla ice cream every night
I'm too nor mal, I'm too nice
I'd rather go to heaven if I died tonight