He was sittin' at the bar
when she come walkin' in
He looked her up and down
and turned to the barman with a grin
Hey Joe, get a load of that,
oh what a bit of stuff
38, 26, 38,
that just about sums her up
He whistled and winked
as she looked around
And went to join her friend
Stamped his feet, clapped his hands
The show was just for him
38 -D, the size for me
He called in a raucous voice
She's the sort who's there
to sort the men out from the boys
she came to the bar called her friend
hey maggie come and see a
prime example of 42 52 41
three says he now don't get personal
no need to talk like that
i thought you were a lady
i only wanted to chat
i was only being friendly joe
she went and took it wrong
but if she's gonna get personal
I'll be moving along.
She says three is just what
nature gave
when she put you on the shelf.
You've only got one personal thing
a thing you made yourself.
From the bottom up let's have a look
and see what makes the hero.
3, 41, 52, 42, zero.